A SPECK OF DUST IN THE COSMIC ARENA

carbysorangeshirt:

*dies in flappy bird* *looks directly at the camera like i’m on the office*

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giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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okaywork:

4gottendaughter:

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.

k thanks can you go raise your family

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